Louis (mid 40s), stocky, having 'let himself go' of late. He's Stuart's big brother and takes on a kind of 'father figure' role - responsible, protective and somewhat bemused by the antics of the younger members of the group. However, at heart he's a very caring, strong figure who wants his brother to have the best stag weekend possible. He is our protagonist.

Charlie (early 20s) - blond, lean and a total extrovert. Overly confident, smug and the joker of the pack. Feels somewhat overshadowed by Max - a competitive air between the two of them. A heart a rather pathetic weaselly wimp.

Gregory (early 30s), a dowdy aging goth/geek - longish unkempt hair, pale skin, glasses. He wears Iron Maiden t-shirts most of the time. He feels out of place among these go-getter city types feeling mildly irritated by their behavious.

Strippers - three young women - pretty, athletic, with 'take no shit' attitude. They wear red 'Little Miss Red Riding Hood' cloaks and massive red stiletto high heels.

Max (mid 30s), a typical rugby lad - tall, handsome and full of himself. Ultra competitive as he feels subconsciously threatened by Charlie - a younger, funnier version of himself.