Has your partner got disgusting toe nails which need dealing with?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANCE TO FIND A SOLUTION IN A LUXURY 5* GETAWAY?

NERD Television is looking to help those suffering health problems which are affecting their relationship. With our team of professional doctors and psychologists we want to help cure your ailments and get your relationship back on track.
Your partners treatment will be paid for as they gain a new found sense of confidence; both in themselves, and in their relationship.

Please get in touch to nominate your partner for this surprise trip (it's a secret, so hush!)