I met Uma Thurman in 1994. Proposed to her on our second date.
Lived with her for four years. Married her on my 27th birthday in March 1998.
According to the press & media she was with Gary Oldman on those dates.
I don't know.
Brad Pitt became my random Starbucks coffee buddy a few summers ago.
Talked all about the tarot & astrology, politics & technology laughing at the idiots in the sunshine on Buchanan street, week in week out, over two or three summers. We were pals.
I can't explain that. Although it was cool. A lot of local women saw us chatting.
Heavy. Happy heavy.
I've slept with Beyonce Knowles. She was a potential long term partner. I let her go. Freaked as she insisted I take her Edinburgh number and call her. I declined.
Should I elaborate? Or?...
Yes "HOT". I say that too.
So it's okay.
These are big questions!
It's a mystery...
Maybe you could explain.
I get art.
I get astrology & astronomy.
Spirituality is a glossy & sensual sunrise. Whether zorbing across Stonehenge or striding & smiling up sunset Boulevard.
I even get math.
What I DONT GET is WHY IM NOT INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS YET.
I don't know why God blessed me with a good plot for a heaven sent blockbuster movie as a life story.
I draw & paint. Quite well.
I've two girls and a boy, triplets, possibly living in Dundee. Maybe in Exeter. They're eighteen this year. Their mom Lin doesn't talk to me because I eloped temorarily to Edinburgh with Beyonce Knowles soon after Lin fell pregnant. I didn't tell Lyn I had been with Beyonce -(because she wouldn’t’ve believed me) THEN Beyonce went looking for me, found my ex with....look it's a long story. Can we talk about this over icecream and discuss your project?
I'm a dad.
Fame would reunite my family.